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I Love this DOCTOR!

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I Love this DOCTOR!

Post by Guest on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 8:38

HEALTH

QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q:
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A:
Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q:
Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A:
You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q:
Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A:
No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!


Q:
How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A:
Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.


Q:
What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A:
Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!


Q:
Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A:
You're not listening.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?


Q:
Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger
stomach.



Q:
Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around! !


Q:
Is swimming good for your figure?

A:
If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A:
Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

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Post by Guest on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 12:25

Smile

Bizin lir 2 3 kout pu compren. Embarassed

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Post by Prithvi on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 17:50

Moi mo pa p ggn kompren kiken kapav explik moi s'il vous plait!!
scratch

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Post by Guest on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 19:57

ki difficile la dan.....
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Post by Shanu on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 15:43

lol, seki pane compren, tanpi pou li.

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Post by Kavi on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 18:52

sorry b mwa ousi mo pan tro compren li. Shocked

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Post by Shanu on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 22:14

tanpi pou toi Kavi Very Happy

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Post by Prithvi on Sun 27 Jan 2008 - 17:48

Saem to koner toi Shanu "Tanpi pu toi, tanpi pu li ek pa koner ki lot tanpi enkor" Kan toi to pa pu ggn kompren lerla mo si mo pu dir tanpi pu toi alor!! Ki to dir? Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Shanu on Sun 27 Jan 2008 - 21:45

huh, lol, wiwi Prithvi Very Happy

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Post by Kavi on Mon 5 May 2008 - 19:55

nek dernier bout la mo pan konpran mwa.


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Post by Prithvi on Tue 6 May 2008 - 17:10

alor xpliker!! ki to p atan?

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Post by Kavi on Wed 7 May 2008 - 19:36

kisanla bzn explik seki pan konpran la??
Ta prithvi dan lekol kot twa ban zeleve xplik kisa?


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Post by Prithvi on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 17:18

Non ta!!
Mo p dir jyotsna xpliK!!

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Post by Guest on Wed 30 Jul 2008 - 11:18

Heuuu..
ki mo ti suppozer expliker?
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Post by Bhavna on Fri 1 Aug 2008 - 13:40

lolz..very good..i like it! pena nanier difficile ladan..c ziss ki zot pan gai humour ladan la! kids!!!! pa cass zot la tete kan zot vine gran zot pu compren! bt i think the phylosofi behind these jokes are very funny!

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Post by Prithvi on Fri 1 Aug 2008 - 18:11

Dernier bout la xpliK!!

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Post by Guest on Sat 2 Aug 2008 - 9:29

well said Bhavna..
they are still KIDS.. lol!

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Post by Varun on Sun 3 Aug 2008 - 16:18

jyotsna wrote:well said Bhavna..
they are still KIDS.. lol!
Then how do we qualify someone aged 15, Jyotsna? lol!

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Post by Guest on Sun 3 Aug 2008 - 16:39

huhh.. fer kumandir mo pa ti dir nanrien...

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Post by Bhavna on Thu 7 Aug 2008 - 12:47

And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"


is it that bit that to pa p compren?? li dire toi pren risk..fer fou and amiser san pense consequence. li n over exageration of wat u shud do..have fun..drink alcohol (chardonay is a wine) and eat chocolate. basically just ahve a good n life n do anythign that u want..so that wen u die..well u die with satisfaction...thats all!

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Post by Guest on Thu 7 Aug 2008 - 13:58

yeah... moi mo ti kompren moi.. Very Happy

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