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The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

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The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 17:49

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.

P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.

S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.

T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.

U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.

V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.

W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.

X is what he is to me now!!!!

Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.

Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.

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Re: The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Shanu on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 16:04

lol, sa nou apel sa Vishaan so ban joke!

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Re: The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Guest on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 8:25

Embarassed Kifer?
ki pa bon la dans?

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Re: The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Shanu on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 17:48

akoz li bon mem mo p dir sa!

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Re: The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Kavi on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 19:46

lol! Mari bon li bon

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Re: The ABC's of Ex-Lovers

Post by Shanu on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 22:13

hehe..

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Post by Prithvi on Sat 19 Jul 2008 - 18:13

lol!

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