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Post by A2aG3n on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 16:31

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."


"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."


The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."


"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

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Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "


The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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Husband & Wife - Why?

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.


" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

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Husband & Wife - Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.


Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."


"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

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Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"

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Re: Husband & wife

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 16:55

lol!

Wow
really nice ur jokes buddy.
Keep it up.

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Re: Husband & wife

Post by Shanu on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 22:30

Indeed, way to go azagen.

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