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Laloo Prasad Yadav's Jokes

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Laloo Prasad Yadav's Jokes

Post by Sneha on Sat 16 Oct 2010 - 14:23

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So, he called up the Tourist Department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second Sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down. Shocked

The original version:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown.
And Jill came tumbling after.

Laloo Prasad Yadav's version:
Jack aur Jilwa gaye upar hilwa pe, pani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi fut gawa.
Aur jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.


An air hostess to laloo- “You are vegetarian or non-vegetarian?”
Laloo- ”I am Indian.”
Air hostess- “No no Sir, you are shakahari or masahari?”
Laloo- “I am Bihari.”


Laloo Prasad: Hamar bachhua bahut fast english bolela.
The other person: Beta bolke dikha.
Kid: english english english english english...

Sneha
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Re: Laloo Prasad Yadav's Jokes

Post by Varun on Sun 17 Oct 2010 - 15:42

This guy has become a real-life comic. lol!

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Re: Laloo Prasad Yadav's Jokes

Post by Jeet on Sun 17 Oct 2010 - 18:28

xP!!!!!!!!!! MEGA LOL!!!!! li tro fort sa dow!!!

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