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Who's The Best?

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Who's The Best?

Post by Prithvi on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 23:11

Of course, it's the boys. What a foolish question of mine! scratch

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Varun on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 23:53

Very true, Prithvi, and I have got 5 top reasons to back your statement...

  • No whining
  • No pink
  • No ballet
  • No make up
  • No growing up to be teenage daughters


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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Bhavna on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 5:53

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God,

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.

"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy"

"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply from the heavens.

"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food
and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."

"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."

"What's a 'woman', Lord?"

"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that
she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so
sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make
you happy.

Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will
unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the
perfect companion for you.", replies the heavenly voice.

"Sounds great."

"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."

"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies.

"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and
your left testicle."

Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"

---to sum up, i wud say man are jerks n selfish!! koz God em ine give a very good description of us gurls!! cheers

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 13:35

pirat
Boys the best jaanlo baat yeh maanlo... Bhavna

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Post by Bhavna on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 18:19

well i wud sincerely say that there is no one better between gurls or boys as both are complimentary of each other..n is not complete without each other..although..wat wud a guy do without gurls in there everyday life??

- no pss pss zoli manzel
- no good food on the table
- no kids!!! meaning no U
- no sucess - behind every succesful man there is a woman!
- no tidy houses..
n the list goes on..these are just to name a few!

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 18:29

Eta wembley ici, alor bizin laguer la. Razz

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Prithvi on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 18:42

Vraimem sa!! Eh mail boyz kot zot bzin zot ici!! Everyone say after me
East or west boyz are the best!! cheers

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Post by Bhavna on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 19:02

Eh Itna Hi Khudh Se Khush Ho To Peeche Kyon Aate Ho?
Phool Kabhi To Hazar Thofein Akhir Kyon Laaten Ho?


all of u guys always use these sentences..pathetic!!

Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne
Coffee Peene Chalenge
Main Aapko Ghar Chod Doon
Phir Kab Milenge

Bikhra Bikhra Be Matlab Sa Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kehte Ho Alag Se Hai Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena


Waqt Ka Khuch Bhi Hosh Nahin

Jeena Ka Tumko Dang Sikhlati Hai
Tumhe Jaanwar Se Insaan Banaati Hai
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rehna Sakhoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Yeh Keh Na Sakhoge Tum

zats why gurls are better than boys!

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Post by Sneha on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 19:54

No boys without gurls, bear that in your stupid minds boys! U got to admit that gurls can be happy without boys. But without boys, we are better off. No boys, no tension atleast for me! N yeah, gurls are best, jaanlo! king

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Post by Varun on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 23:41

SneH wrote:No boys, no tension atleast for me!
Am I a headache for you, Sneha? Have I waited all this time to hear this? You have broken my heart. I just came back from the hospital and this is what my X-ray revealed... Sad


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Post by Bhavna on Mon 7 Jan 2008 - 9:31

see boys pa kapav pren tension!!!

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Post by Varun on Mon 7 Jan 2008 - 11:07

This is because we are sensitive and we really care for our loved ones and that's only a true after effect which shows our sincerity.

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Guest on Mon 7 Jan 2008 - 13:33

If no boy, there will be no girls. Twisted Evil
Hope that you learnt it in Biology. The chromosome needed. Twisted Evil

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Post by Sneha on Mon 7 Jan 2008 - 15:15

Varun, I didn't meant to concentrate on you when I said that, but the whole men race. You, boys, got to admit that girls make the impossible possible! We are just incredible and outstanding. Scientists have come to accept that a few fundamental differences between men and women are biological. It turns out that men's and women's brains, for instance, are not only different, but the way we use them differs too. Women have larger connections and more frequent interaction between their brain's left and right hemispheres. This accounts for women's ability to have better verbal skills and intuition. Men, on the other hand, have greater brain hemisphere separation, which explains their skills for abstract reasoning and visual-spatial intelligence. Poet Robert Bly describes women's brains as a "superhighway" of connection while menís brains connections are compared to a "little crookedy country road." What say boys?


When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully avoid it, while
men assume that it was meant for someone else, and come home with
every bone broken.

*Women characterize the first date, by seeing how you act and eat. Men
check to see if you can name at least one football, basketball ot
basebll star.

*When a women is pregnant and craves pickle and mustard sandwhiches,
the man groans and wines until they remind him that you are the one
having the baby HERE! But when the man craves a six pack, she
diligently goes to the store and returns five hours later with a
romantic movie.

*Women can stand to be wrong, while men make excuses about
''misunderstanding'' and some how it is always the women's fault.

*When a man attends a concert, he whoops, yells, shrieks and snorts,
while he gobbles down anything he can get his hands on. While women
enjoy the show while dancing and socializing with friends.

*When women stay in the bathroom for over 45 seconds, men assume that
something is wrong, and walk in to examine.

*Women understand about privacy, and don't come in until 2 hours have
passed.

*Women understand that babies do not come from a stork.

*When in a hospital, women will share all emotions. While men, being
the ''tough'' guys that they are, will ''stay calm'' until someone
finally notices that he has wet the chair he is sitting in.

*Women love to help. Men feel you want commitment when you ask to do
the dishes...

These reasons reveal the fact that women are better than men in every field!


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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Bhavna on Mon 7 Jan 2008 - 15:30

boys n sincerity..yeaahhh..watever!!!

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Post by Sneha on Tue 8 Jan 2008 - 18:52

Yeah Bhavna, u're rite! boys n sincerity, blablabla...

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Guest on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 12:31

Yep its all cause girls are cowards and boys are brave lions. By the way my zodiac sign is Lion. Very Happy

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Post by Prithvi on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 18:31

One thing boyz are more brave than girlz!!
tongue

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Post by Sneha on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 21:15

sa mem tou zot kav dir?? More brave than girls?? Ahaha...

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Post by Bhavna on Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 6:07

zour zot guet n acouchemen lerla mo gueter ki sanla ki plis brave koz ziska aster more then 3/4 of the guys that ive met have fainted in the operating theatre akoz zot pa brave enough so see, endure pain or simply look at blood! Guy are not brave!!!

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Post by Guest on Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 8:53

Grrrrrrrrr
Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Sneha on Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 12:15

Yeah Bhavna met ar zot! Women are brave enough to endure the pain of having a baby in their womb for 9 months and then, the most crucial time is giving birth to the baby. So, just imagine how brave we are... We are equal to u or beat you in every field guys.

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Post by Guest on Fri 11 Jan 2008 - 8:46

Twisted Evil Hihi,
I just thought of something which girls wont be able to do.

Anyway next idea, if there is no men how will you give birth? :p
Does the baby come on its own?

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Post by Bhavna on Sat 12 Jan 2008 - 14:43

Vishaan wrote:Twisted Evil Hihi,

Anyway next idea, if there is no men how will you give birth? :p
Does the baby come on its own?

if there is no men, we can still give birth..idiot..we just get a female gyne!!! n yea babies come on their own unless they r twins!! pff LOSER clown

hey vishaan tone coul to prop bato garson!!!! Guys!!! typical!!! lolllllzzz

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Post by Sneha on Sat 12 Jan 2008 - 20:31

Typical guys Bhav... Haha! KoZ aster Vishuuu...

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Post by Nitish on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 19:30

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can.
All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see
the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." lol

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Post by Guest on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 19:49

Laughing

Lol...
gyne... haha,
I just feel like laughing.

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Post by Nitish on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 19:49

hey Bhavna ur talking about cloning??? from the starting point u need a pluripotent (cell that can divide actively) cell. Right??

but half of the genetic materials of the cell u'r taking about comes actually from a male... thats mean there is indirect participation of a male in this freaking damn technik...

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Post by Guest on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 19:51

Twisted Evil
Lol
That what was making me laughing Nitish.

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Post by Nitish on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 20:00

haha, a wai
mwa aussi , lol...

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Post by Guest on Sun 13 Jan 2008 - 21:06

Razz

Most of the times Girls talk without thinking whereas a boy think twice or more before saying anything.

One case in front of us.

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Post by Bhavna on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 2:24

vishaan ur english sucks big times!!!
their is a diffence between 'how to get a baby' n how to conceive a baby!!! alor ale retourn lor banc lekol!!! n yea then u asked if the baby come 'alone'..well it comes with the placenta n the umbilical cord!!! i dnt see with who else it could come??!! Wink

Vishaan wrote:Razz

Most of the times Girls talk without thinking whereas a boy think twice or more before saying anything.

One case in front of us.

mo deman moi ki sanla kine cozer without thinking la??!! Surprised n yea u just proved that guys really dnt think before they talk!

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Post by Guest on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 9:24

Laughing
Oh ok...
Anyway... will see to it now.

Gotta use precise words now for you Bhavna to understand. tongue

Well I expressed it well. And the English is pretty good.
Maybe you dnt understand english Bhavna. Twisted Evil
Lol
'Does it come on its own?' I repeat... Its well said and you do know what it means. Haha

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Post by Prithvi on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 17:11

What does it mean?? scratch

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Shanu on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 17:47

hmmmmmmmm, nice debate Surprised

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Post by Prithvi on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 18:55

merci pour le complimen shanu si to envi to kapav join us ein!! Wink

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Post by Kavi on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 19:46

Wa ki to ti p dir nou dir Prithvi?? Aila

North or south boyz r the best!!! cheers

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Post by Guest on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 8:20

Prithvi, Where do you attend English tuition my boy?
tongue

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Post by Shanu on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 17:20

Bhavna wrote:vishaan ur english sucks big times!!!
their is a diffence between 'how to get a baby' n how to conceive a baby!!! alor ale retourn lor banc lekol!!! n yea then u asked if the baby come 'alone'..well it comes with the placenta n the umbilical cord!!! i dnt see with who else it could come??!! Wink
Vishaan, to fer moi perdi point la, mais anyway i'll stand by ur side, koz united we are much more stronger!!

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Post by Kavi on Wed 16 Jan 2008 - 19:48

Mo pa conseil toi stand by so side Shanu, to pou al perdi point enkor sinon, li net koz cakes partou partou li, saem li koner.

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Post by Guest on Thu 17 Jan 2008 - 23:03

Battle Of Sexes??

lolz am sure both know that they cannot Live Without Each Other...

enfin, if they TRY, Its The End Of The World

I've Always Imagined The End Of The World Through Alien Invasion, Cataclysmic Origin...

End Of The World because guys n gals fite each other and cannot create future generations is inacceptable... Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Kavi on Sat 19 Jan 2008 - 10:11

He bhavna to ti p 2manD kisanla kozer without thinking: ben C prithvi!! Twisted Evil

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Post by Shanu on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 22:10

Kavi to sire zis Prithvi???

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Re: Who's The Best?

Post by Varun on Thu 24 Jan 2008 - 23:12

No matter what, boys are the best! See...


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Post by Shanu on Fri 25 Jan 2008 - 9:48

wahahahahahahahaaa!!

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Post by Nitish on Fri 25 Jan 2008 - 20:57

wai ban tifi la brite em zot, lol
hahahahaha

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Post by Prithvi on Fri 25 Jan 2008 - 21:20

lol!
Top sa!!!

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Post by Kavi on Sat 26 Jan 2008 - 9:49

lol! No comments

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Post by Ailine on Sat 26 Jan 2008 - 17:33

uhuh... confused

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Post by Shanu on Mon 28 Jan 2008 - 22:23

Wat happen Ailine?? No XD, lollllllll

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