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Does someone know what is intelligence?

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Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Mon 4 Oct 2010 - 9:06

i got the best answer for intelligence, here it is:

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Sneha on Mon 4 Oct 2010 - 11:15

Mo tujur pankor kompran ki relation l'intelligens ena avek sa zistoir la...

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Mon 4 Oct 2010 - 11:20

mo mama, fun zone, tone blier??? scratch

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Phenom on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 10:37

euh, @sneha: to what i understood, the joke's about to see whether that person was really intelligent, looking at the last phrase, can you imagine the person hitting his mate with a shovel and if am not mistaken, that person would remove his hand at the last moment!! right jeet?? rabbit

jet, from where do you get these jokes?? sunny

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Vishaan on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 12:22

Jeet morsi mo pann compren..

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Kavi on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 17:15

wai.... dow...

li met dialogue pOu dimoun pa konpren..... -.-

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 17:19

ki to pane compren ta??

fun zone sa, zot pa compren nanien ki?? sa dimoune seki ine donne negative vote la 1 vrais kuyon mem sa!!!

phenom, bannla pane compren, bez ar zot la!!! plis simple :

premier kout letan dimoune la ine ask so boss kieT sa, so boss ine mete so la main devan tree la ek ine dodge hitting par so worker, pu ki li pa hurt!! boss la is intelligent thus!!

aster entre mate, letan lot la ine pren shovel la, letan so kam la pu tire so la main, li pu gagne kout shovel lor so figire!!! so he is not intelligent!!

kavi are you that stupid sans t'offencer???

pane compren joke la mem??

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Varun on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 19:05

For once, I didn't give you a negative vote. Razz

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 19:17

i've a guess, about the person!! so how about the joke varun??

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Varun on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 19:23

That question just earned you a negative vote.

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 19:53

yyyyyy???
mone nek ine ask toi ki to penser lor joke la ta bcoz you didn't reply to the topic instead you replied to what i said about the vote!!!!!

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Varun on Sun 10 Oct 2010 - 19:56

Well, if you were intelligent enough, you would have notice that I answered both questions with a simple answer.

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Mon 11 Oct 2010 - 13:37

just noticed it!! pale

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Varun on Mon 11 Oct 2010 - 19:26

That was too late. lol!

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Re: Does someone know what is intelligence?

Post by Jeet on Mon 11 Oct 2010 - 19:28

pirat yeah yeah!!!
bzw kifer zis mo account mem pena bann vote options la?

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