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Name That Virus

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Name That Virus

Post by Prithvi on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 17:35

The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.

The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about what it did.

The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.

The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.

The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

and last but not least ...

The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Varun on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 18:34

I got it. The answer should be America/Americans, right?
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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Shanu on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 23:49

Thanks for the informations Prithvi.. Carry on, study well Smile

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 17:17

lol!

Par hasard pa Varun mem kine dir li ecrir tusa? tongue

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Varun on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 17:51

Your logic is turning into SHIT, Vishaan. Twisted Evil
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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 17:57

scratch hmmmmm

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Prithvi on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 18:08

Non mo mem mone rod sa par tu!! tongue

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Varun on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 18:15

So Prithvi, what's the answer? Was I right?
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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Prithvi on Wed 9 Jan 2008 - 18:44

Yeah!! Absolutely right!!

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Guest on Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 8:44

Americans? Hmmmmmmmm
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It reminds me of something. Razz

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Shanu on Thu 10 Jan 2008 - 16:25

pane demande toi sipa tone remind kitchoz lor americans la Vishaan mais Prithvi in demande 1 reponse pou so kestion. toi to p al out of subject la.

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Kavi on Wed 16 Jan 2008 - 19:02

Wai khisher ti makroom to p nek copy ek paste twa makro!! Evil or Very Mad

Atan mo ousi mo met imP topics la!! Hmmmmmm
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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Shanu on Wed 16 Jan 2008 - 20:57

ta Kavi calmer, lol

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Prithvi on Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 18:47

Ta arrrrrrrrr!! Ki copy paste to fou nonnnn!!!!!! Mo rod sa par tu ek mone kompren aprer mone fer einper changement lerla mone paste kompren!! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Kavi on Tue 22 Jan 2008 - 19:59

lol!

Haha geter kisanla pi dir sa. If its true keep it up.
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Re: Name That Virus

Post by Prithvi on Tue 6 May 2008 - 17:08

ok thx for the compliment!!!

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