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Dear DAD,

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Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 13:57





A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.


Then
he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It
is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you.


I've been finding real
passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very
happy together.


Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it? ), and has no money, really
these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you
agree?


Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful
to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too.


Randy taught me that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and
we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!


Don't
worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.


Your loving daughter,
Rosie.



At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:


PS:

Dad,
none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report
card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it
is safe for me to come home.


I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie


************ *

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 14:14

lol! That's too good! Why didn't I have such ideas during my secondary school days!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 14:23

Lol, mwa mo enkor la mem ein. Razz lolllllllllllllllll

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 15:02

By the way, how will you make yourself pregnant, Vishaan? scratch

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Haha.. hahahaha

Post by Shanu on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 21:04

Bouahahahahahahahaha, sa bien viser sa!! Ta Vishaan reflechi bien avant ecrire do, lollllllllllllllll!! 100 points bonus pou Varun.

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 21:09

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Bhavna on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 3:20

bon moi pren vishan so par..li kapav dire ki so gf pregnant!! dahhh

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Varun on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 11:59

Okay Vishaan, what are you waiting for to propose the sublime Bhavna?

Just look how impatient she seems to be for you...


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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Bhavna on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 15:08

mo pa fer detournment mineur..

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 15:17

Embarassed mai non koi?
Mo p gagne ban idea ein kan mem.
mo l'esprit pu travail la. Wink



Anyway zot ine gane mwa. Exclamation saken son tour. dnt worry.

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Prithvi on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 17:31

lol! visan ki ariV Question Banela ine reussi vise toi Exclamation lol!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 13:20

rabbit wi ki pu fer?
komme dab mo pan lire bien et mne fini gagne bezer. Neutral
Lol

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Shanu on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 15:17

bien grave sa ein!!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Guest on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 8:22

Rolling Eyes Wiwi, mai next time pu fer tres tres attention.

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Shanu on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 17:51

hope so!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Kavi on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 18:35

lol! Varun To 1 top selman twa ein.

He mo bzn tanD sa zistoire la mais sa ti paC ar titeuf. Very Happy

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Shanu on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 22:18

titeuf, mari top haaaaaaaaa, bonto net!!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Varun on Thu 24 Jan 2008 - 0:26

From where does Titeuf arise here? scratch

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Shanu on Thu 24 Jan 2008 - 13:56

ayo baaaaaaap, Varun pa zis isi ki ena postings out of subject ein.

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Varun on Thu 24 Jan 2008 - 14:29

lol!

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Re: Dear DAD,

Post by Prithvi on Sun 27 Jan 2008 - 17:22

lol!

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