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School Days

Post by Sneha on Fri 6 Nov 2009 - 19:42

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight. sunny


Teacher: What is your name?
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name.
Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.


Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Vinod : A holiday. What a Face


Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Vinod: Mentally affected teachers harassing students. study


Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE! rendeer


Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Vinod: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time. Razz


Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg... Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Twisted Evil

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Post by Varun on Sat 7 Nov 2009 - 12:21

Sneha wrote:Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg... Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Twisted Evil
confused

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Re: School Days

Post by Sneha on Sat 7 Nov 2009 - 20:52

Professer la ine poz enn kestion ki pena sense et ki otomatikmen pena répons. Alor, kan prof la ine demann zelev la ki laz liena, zelev la dir li 32 ans parski so ser ena 16 ans ek li moitié folle. B kan linn dir prof la ena 32 ans, linn rod dir ki prof la completmen fou. (16*2) lol!

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Post by Varun on Sun 8 Nov 2009 - 16:56

Oh... What a Face

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Post by Sneha on Mon 16 Nov 2009 - 13:21

If ever someone asks you your name in english, would it be Water? Shocked

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Post by Varun on Mon 16 Nov 2009 - 20:25

No, it would remain Varun(a) aka The God of Rain! Very Happy


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Post by Sneha on Tue 17 Nov 2009 - 7:25

The God of Rain? How come? You don't believe in God, do you? scratch

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Post by Varun on Tue 17 Nov 2009 - 7:32

Of course, I don't believe in God but that's what Varun(a) stands for, sweetheart.

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Post by Prithvi on Tue 17 Nov 2009 - 18:28

But why are you saying that??
You are the only one who created the topic of God Delusion and now...

So you do believe in god then!!

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Re: School Days

Post by Varun on Thu 19 Nov 2009 - 9:29

Little boy, it was my parents who chose my name and I only stated the meaning of the name. It has nothing to do with my atheist nature.

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Post by Sneha on Sun 22 Nov 2009 - 0:47

Varun wrote:Of course, I don't believe in God but that's what Varun(a) stands for, sweetheart.
Oh... I understood.

Plitvi, kouma pou apel toi en anglé? Earth? Razz

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