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Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

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Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Tue 7 Apr 2009 - 17:45

A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughter.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters:


Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha,

I am sending Puj. Ba's dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT , India.

Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you.

Near Ba's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct!!

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it.

The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews.

Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi


P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days...

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Tue 7 Apr 2009 - 19:01

wahahah Twisted Evil
lol!

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Kavi on Sat 11 Apr 2009 - 16:43

Lolzzzzzzzzz......
Sa daughter la in perdi 1 boulon sa!!!

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Sun 12 Apr 2009 - 8:59

Non ta, li pu perdi enkor ene boulon, parce ki li pe atan so papa mort. Laughing
Line perdi 1 boulon pu so mama ek
2 boulon pu so papa.
Tone compran.
Sk dimoune ki mort li pu vine plis folle Twisted Evil

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Sun 12 Apr 2009 - 22:22

guys... do u think ki eski ena dimoune ki kav fer enn truk pareil??????? scratch


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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Varun on Sun 12 Apr 2009 - 22:28

As a joke it was a good one but unfortunately things like this are getting real nowadays.

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Mon 13 Apr 2009 - 13:59

Ki vrai Surprised

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Kavi on Mon 13 Apr 2009 - 15:11

Maybe its true.

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Sneha on Mon 13 Apr 2009 - 17:58

Funny indeed! lol!

La plipar dimoune nek konn profité zordi zour. Dan enn fim mo ti guété ki dimoune loué lekor mor pou gagne kas. Ossi, zot loué 2-3 dimounes pou ploré ensam avek lekor la. Dimoune vivan pena valer, mai dimoune mor p gagne American T-Shirts, Jeans, Swiss watch, lasenn, 1 paire zano ek bague . What a Face

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Mon 13 Apr 2009 - 18:00

hahaha...
bez sa selman..
kot sa le monde la p aler???? Rolling Eyes

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Prithvi on Tue 14 Apr 2009 - 18:28

Le monde pa p ale aucun place li!! Li p net tourne autour soleil ek lor li mem!! Smile

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Sun 19 Apr 2009 - 18:48

Wai, au moins ene piti ki malin Laughing

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Sun 19 Apr 2009 - 19:44

wai wai.. Evil or Very Mad

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Mon 27 Apr 2009 - 20:29

Non, ta li pe fek apran lakoz sa line vine imper malin Very Happy

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Tue 28 Apr 2009 - 19:12

ann...
haha.. Twisted Evil

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Tue 28 Apr 2009 - 19:57

Very Happy
Tonne resli compran

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Guest on Tue 28 Apr 2009 - 20:06

yayyayayaya.. Surprised

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Jeet on Fri 1 May 2009 - 10:17

Kine arriver, to pe fer yayayayaya
Yeah yeah Question
Si to pe rode dire sa mem.
Si to pas kone dire Yeah, to kav demande Mona kuma dire sa.

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Re: Laugh a Little: A Gujarati Funeral

Post by Prithvi on Sun 22 Nov 2009 - 13:58

Attention li truv sa li pu touffe toi!!!

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