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Kids Are Quick

Post by Guest on Mon 8 Dec 2008 - 17:06

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John,
why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we did n't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:
All
right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do
you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold,
what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Post by Guest on Wed 10 Dec 2008 - 21:11

lol!
Zot la bouche marche boku sa ban poti la. et C vrai.

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Post by Guest on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 15:23

wawa..

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Post by Sneha on Thu 11 Dec 2008 - 19:42

Bann zenfan zordi zour nepli kuma avan. Evil or Very Mad La manyer zot kozé ou mem poz kestion fer gagne sok! Shocked Pa vré?

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Post by Guest on Fri 12 Dec 2008 - 15:23

euuhhh??? Shocked
Ah bon?? scratch
well li depend!!
po tou zenfants ki kumsha..
nan??

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Re: Kids Are Quick

Post by Sneha on Fri 12 Dec 2008 - 20:53

Normal tou zenfan pa parey mai mo trouv la plipar zenfan quick kuma topic la dir. Mo mama métres d'ékol primer ek li abitié rakont moi kuma la manyer bann zenfan pensé sanzé de zénérations en zénérations.
Avan kan professer ou enn gran dimun ti p crie avek enn zenfan dan primer, zenfan la pu per sipa li pu ploré dan so coin. Mai aster, ena dir professer la 'To pu bat moi? Atann mo met toi dan la polis la!' What a Face Ou pli simple, kan professer la bat zot, zot reponn professer la ek donn li enn kalot zot si. Shocked Avan, pa tiena tousa dapré moi...

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Post by Guest on Sat 13 Dec 2008 - 18:42

wawa..
to ena raison..
mo po kontent bane zenfant kumsa ki po acepter zot faute ek zot kumence lev ar prof la..
Bane délinquents la!!! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on Tue 16 Dec 2008 - 21:42

Mwa mo dad ti p dir: Pa hesité ein, si ena pu baté, bate li.
Mai po ti gagne baté ditu akoz moem meilleur zeleve ek ti p fer premier touletan.
Mai mne deza tir pantalon ek slip dan klass akoz pa ti fer dewar. Sa prof la ti extra. Ban tiffi ti bien rie mwa. Embarassed

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Post by Guest on Wed 17 Dec 2008 - 11:20

Slip si????

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Re: Kids Are Quick

Post by Varun on Wed 17 Dec 2008 - 11:49

May be something was missing when he removed his underwear, that's why everybody laughed... lol!

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Post by Guest on Wed 17 Dec 2008 - 18:01

lol!

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Post by Guest on Wed 17 Dec 2008 - 19:56

Neutral Pa ti mark naryen.

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Post by Sneha on Wed 17 Dec 2008 - 20:43

lol! Kot nou pinition ti egal. Mem si li enn garson ou tifi, professer la ti p pins zorey, lazou ek ti p fer bann zenfans agenou. Ou wi, pren 2-3 lareg ek dir nou rédi nou lamé pu baté... Sa ti enn extra lepok sa! Moi pli zoli ankor, mo mama ti institutris dan lekol, kuma mo fer enn ti erer apel mo mama direk ek divan tou dimun mo gagne baté kuma dir mo pu mor. Sad Aster kan mo retourne lakaz, lasi pu gagne ankor baté ek mo mama. affraid Pa fasil ek bann paran avan la! Mai bann paran aster la ossi pa extra ein. Zot vinn bat professer la mem dan lekol si ine ariv le moindre problem... Shocked

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Post by Guest on Thu 18 Dec 2008 - 19:50

lol!
Wai.

Mai pa mo mama. Ca C sure.

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Post by Guest on Fri 19 Dec 2008 - 12:39

Sneha wrote:lol! Kot nou pinition ti egal. Mem si li enn garson ou tifi, professer la ti p pins zorey, lazou ek ti p fer bann zenfans agenou. Ou wi, pren 2-3 lareg ek dir nou rédi nou lamé pu baté... Sa ti enn extra lepok sa! Moi pli zoli ankor, mo mama ti institutris dan lekol, kuma mo fer enn ti erer apel mo mama direk ek divan tou dimun mo gagne baté kuma dir mo pu mor. Sad Aster kan mo retourne lakaz, lasi pu gagne ankor baté ek mo mama. affraid Pa fasil ek bann paran avan la! Mai bann paran aster la ossi pa extra ein. Zot vinn bat professer la mem dan lekol si ine ariv le moindre problem... Shocked

lolxx...
tro komik..
mai pov toi...

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Post by Sneha on Thu 1 Jan 2009 - 16:56

Wi, pov moi... Haha! Jyotsna, to pa ti p gagne baté dan primer toi? What a Face

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Post by Guest on Fri 2 Jan 2009 - 17:50

Enn seul fois mo ti gagne baT dan primaire Very Happy , mo ti dan first ek sincerely mo bien ti mériT sa.. Crying or Very sad

Ti ena enn tifi dan mo class li ti tou le temps trankil trankil, li pa ti kone lire ek li ti ena plein lipou.. Okaine tifi pa ti p koz ar li..Rolling Eyes

euhhh.. B dan toilet mo ti pren de l'eau mo ti avoye lor li..
pff..
kumen mone kav fer enn safer kumsa.. No
mo pa gagne kompren.. scratch

lerla tifi la ine al dire sa kikene ki li koner dan gran class ek lerla sa garçon la ine dire sa mo prof.. What a Face

Ce dernier ine pren enn la règle ine batte moi dan mo li pied(molet)..
Mo ti plorer tou!!! pale

Après mone kumence kompren ki pa bizin fer bane safer kumsa.. Evil or Very Mad

Enn fois la kan nu ti al picnic par skul.. nune al la plage pou manG..
Zot tou ti amene zot natte pou assizer manG ek bon bon manG banla ti améné, zis sa tifi la pa ti ena place pou assizé..

Tifi la ti p trap so tente manG, li ti p débouT ek li ti p guet lézot manG..
pff.. mo pane kav guet li kumsa..

De suite mone tir mo tente en plus ki mo ti améner la depi mo sac..
mone install li ek mone apel tifi la.. Mone assiz akoT li mone manG ek mo ti partage mo biscuits tou.. I love you

Dan maternelle souvent mo ti p gagne baT mai zamais mone plorer.. Laughing ek mo miss la ti p étonner kifer..
Tou le temps O lieu ekrire "dog" mo ti p ekrire "bog".. miss la amerD..
lol.. Razz

Kan mo dada ti p montrer moi lakaz.. li ossi li ti p gagne sa bane problem la ar moi..confused lol.. lerla line pren patience line montrer différence entre "d" ek "b".. study

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Post by Kavi on Wed 14 Jan 2009 - 17:12

He dats very funny....
Sa prof la in bzn shoker sa!!!!!

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Post by Guest on Wed 14 Jan 2009 - 17:28

hahaha.. waii.. kan mo mother ti p phone li lerla li ti p dir ki zamais mo plorer moi.. Razz

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Post by Jeet on Sat 7 Mar 2009 - 13:23

lol! To zistwar comic selman, lakoz sa mem tone interesse fer Karaté, pu ki to pas gagne baté ek plorer. Mo demande mo meme si depi tipti to pas ti ene fan Karaté pu ki to pas ti pe plorer????

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Post by Guest on Sun 8 Mar 2009 - 10:58

wawa...
zats true!!!
depi tipti mm mo ti ene super grand fan de karaté... lolxxx
tou film ki p pass lor tv ek ti concerner ar karaté mo ti p watch...
Very Happy

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Post by Jeet on Sat 14 Mar 2009 - 20:58

Ben to pas ti pe fer karaté ek ban professeur dan to lekol Very Happy
Kisanla ou comien dimoune tone baté Razz

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Post by Guest on Mon 16 Mar 2009 - 0:08

dan primaire mo ti batte ene garçon ek li ti gagne la fiève après...
so figir ti vinn rougeee...
ek dan karaté mo ti batte enn garçon dan so sozz... par erreur ein..
lolxxx....
po ti tigit souffert li ti souffert sa...

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Post by Jeet on Sun 22 Mar 2009 - 9:41

Ey to sauvage,
tone batte dan so parti privé.
Mo koner to manière, tone fer sa par exprés toi Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on Mon 23 Mar 2009 - 6:09

hahha... Laughing

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Post by Sneha on Mon 23 Mar 2009 - 19:20

Vraimem tonn fer par expré? Shocked

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Post by Kavi on Tue 24 Mar 2009 - 17:36

Hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Mari top sa, ggn koupied dan (..........).

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Post by Guest on Thu 26 Mar 2009 - 13:16

nan do... mo pa ti fer par exprès... lolxxx
lol!

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Post by Jeet on Fri 27 Mar 2009 - 13:02

Menti, to rier dan to post.
Après to dir pas par exprès, gagne la honte ta Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on Sat 28 Mar 2009 - 12:07

la honte!!!!
kifer?????

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Post by Jeet on Mon 30 Mar 2009 - 22:02

To batte ene zenfan dan so parti privé ek to pas gagne la honte.
Quelle fille??, ey Jyots chek Prithvi Turns 14 Sad

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Post by Guest on Wed 1 Apr 2009 - 19:41

ey mo pa batte zenfant moi.. Suspect

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Post by Jeet on Wed 1 Apr 2009 - 20:03

Ah d'accord to pas batte zenfan mais ban seki plis grand.
What a girl?? Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on Thu 2 Apr 2009 - 18:30

ben oui..

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Post by Jeet on Mon 6 Apr 2009 - 20:00

Mo koire tone mal compran.
Par seki plis grand mo pe rode dir ban zenfans ki ena 7 - 9 ans. Evil or Very Mad
Extra dimoune toi la pirat

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Post by Guest on Tue 7 Apr 2009 - 12:10

Ahh dakor..
bane dimoune mo laz ek pli grand mo kav baT..

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Post by Jeet on Tue 7 Apr 2009 - 12:42

To kav baT.
Sa ve dire to pas bat zot mais kuma mone mentioner bann seki 7-9 ans tongue

To fer domineur ar bann la.Evil or Very Mad
Pa fer nanien si pu marriage mo pe vini mo pu Banzaiiiiii toi Wink Twisted Evil

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Post by Guest on Tue 7 Apr 2009 - 13:13

ahh.. nu ava gueT..

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Post by Jeet on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 9:35

Wiiiiiiiii
mo pu gete toi bien Razz
Jeet Banzaiii Jyotsna, ek li kumence dire moi less li en paix Twisted Evil
The Referee declares that Jeet is the winner cheers
Wahahahaha king

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Post by Guest on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 15:10

ahhh bon???
pffff Rolling Eyes

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Post by Jeet on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 17:57

To pu batte moi la Razz
Mone dire toi sa nek to content batte ban ti zenfan Sad

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Post by Guest on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 18:03

mai non toi mo pa pou baT do...

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Post by Prithvi on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 18:31

Kifr to ggn peur ar li??
Enh wai mo kompren garcon sa akoz sa kapav to ggn peur

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Post by Guest on Fri 10 Apr 2009 - 18:33

ein..
wat do you mean??

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Post by Jeet on Sun 12 Apr 2009 - 8:51

Wai Prithvi, explique pli clairement Evil or Very Mad
Pas koner ki pier (tree) to saper to vine kozer. lol!

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Post by Prithvi on Sun 22 Nov 2009 - 14:10

B jyotsna ine dir li pa pu batte toi akoz sa mem mo p dir sa!!
Ab samjha bachu...

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