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Animal Jokes

Post by Bhavna on Fri 1 Aug 2008 - 13:53

why do gorillas have big nostrils?

- Because they have big fingers.

when is it bad luck to see a black cat?

when u're a mouse. cat

what's the difference between a barking dog and an unbrella?

you can shut the umbrella up!

what do you get when an elephant sits on your friend?

a flat mate!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?

Drumsticks for everyone.

which side of the chicken has the most feather?

the outside.

why do elephants live in the jungle?

because they can't fit inside houses. elephant

what steps would you take if a bull chases you?

Big ones!

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Post by Prithvi on Fri 1 Aug 2008 - 18:08

This was a good one!! lol!

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Post by Varun on Sun 3 Aug 2008 - 18:58

For you, Prithvi. lol!

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Post by Prithvi on Fri 8 Aug 2008 - 21:24

Mad

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