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Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 16:38

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "SHIT!"

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Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:18

Can't a golf club be used by both hands? scratch

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Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:19

flower

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Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:23

What does the flower smile mean?

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Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:25

nanrien.. lolzzz

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Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:26

Okay but at least tell me, can't a golf club be used by both hands?

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Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:40

ben si...

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Post by Varun on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:47

jyotsna wrote:WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
So?

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Post by Guest on Fri 4 Jan 2008 - 20:54

ohhhh...
ok...
aster mone kompren...
lol...

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Post by Bhavna on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 3:00

varun..its supose to b a joke..tou zafer shud not b taken too seriously in life! ala to pa compren nanier la.

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Post by Varun on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 11:10

Oh! Neutral

Well, I thought a joke was a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. Jokes should normally have a punch line that will end the sentence to make it humorous. Jokes can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general or is known as being a failure.

A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat" and that's the case for me because golf clubs can be used by both, left-handed and right-handed people.

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Post by Guest on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 15:15

Mai mwa franchement mo dir, Varun la ene goyave sa. Naryen li po compren. bom la.

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Post by Bhavna on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 17:18

oui varun..oui..baapp..tone gai compren joke la net. to n boss selma toi la dan compren 'joke'..hehe..i meant the word joke, not necessarily the content. jocolor

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Post by Shanu on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 22:15

Joke pa si mal en fin de conte.. Keep it up Jyotsna!!

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Post by Prithvi on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 22:48

Ta shanu mo pa sire ki tone kompren joke la ein!! Kar varun mem pa p ggn kompren!! Very Happy

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Post by Shanu on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 23:55

Prithvi normal to pou dire sa, koz to mem to pane compren.

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Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 12:39

thanks shanu.......
muuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........

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Post by Guest on Sun 6 Jan 2008 - 13:23

lol!

2 goyave p laguer lor kisanla ine compren ek kisanla pan compren!

Dir mwa ki zot ine compren ene ti kout.

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Post by Shanu on Mon 14 Jan 2008 - 17:09

seki pane compren aster mo explik zot..
Monsieur la in fer so Madame koner ki li p garde 1 maitresse kan line dire "No, she's left-handed."

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Post by Guest on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 8:30

lol!
Shanu...

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Post by Shanu on Tue 15 Jan 2008 - 17:44

ben c vrai koi.. correct me if i'm wrong Mad

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Post by Kavi on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 18:42

Vishaan wrote:lol!

2 goyave p laguer lor kisanla ine compren ek kisanla pan compren!

Dir mwa ki zot ine compren ene ti kout.

Ek 1 zako exiter p geter li kuma 1 kouyon. lol!

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Post by Shanu on Wed 23 Jan 2008 - 22:17

lol!

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Post by Prithvi on Sun 27 Jan 2008 - 17:44

Bien dir sa kavi!! lol!

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Post by Shanu on Sun 27 Jan 2008 - 21:46

shot sa Kavi!!!

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Post by Kavi on Mon 5 May 2008 - 19:50

Hehe....


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Post by Prithvi on Thu 24 Jul 2008 - 17:21

Visan kine ariV??
To ress trankil aster!!lol

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Post by Varun on Sun 3 Aug 2008 - 19:46

Shanu wrote:seki pane compren aster mo explik zot..
Monsieur la in fer so Madame koner ki li p garde 1 maitresse kan line dire "No, she's left-handed."
Everyone understood that bit. However, I was talking about golf clubs.

By the way, I learnt one thing... A golf club can't be played by both hands. Sorry! Embarassed

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