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The NAUGHTY GIRL'S Guide to Life (2)

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The NAUGHTY GIRL'S Guide to Life (2)

Post by Bhavna on Tue 18 Mar 2008 - 16:25

The NAUGHTY GIRL'S Guide to being a bit of a tart (ang getting away with it)

of course, the problem is that as you turn into a fully fledged wanton sex kitten and naughty girl, you also turn into a bit of a tart.

At some point you'll hear those six little words every woman dreads from her man: "how many lovers have you had?"
The best thing to do is remember that some lovers were just not your fault. so there's no point in counting them.
have a quick flick through this cheklist and, if the following occured during any of your love affairs, then there's no need to declare them when you go through Lover Customs.

Like a Star @ heaven He looked like Quasimodi.
You can disallow all ugly lovers. if you'd be too embarrased to show a photo of them, then there's no need to admit you slept with them!
Like a Star @ heaven Holiday romances
Again, no need to declare these. if none of your work collegues or friends have met them, then officially they don't exist.
Like a Star @ heaven Those whose surname you dont recall. Those whose any names you don't recall.
If the love affair didnt last long enough for you to start practising your new married signature, then dont worry about it.
Like a Star @ heaven One night stands.
It would be entirely human to sheepishly admit to having had one of these. but say it didnt feel good, so you never did it again. dont ever admit to having tried it more than once. if the relationship was over by breakfast, then it wasnt worth mentioning.
Like a Star @ heaven If they dumped you, rule them out.
It dosent matter if you were married to them for 10years. they left, so technically they wouldnt have been an ex if you'd had your way. so there's no need to declare them.
Like a Star @ heaven Celebs dont count.
It would be terrible indiscreet to gossip about them and you dont want to look like those kiss-and-tell girls. and you'll only end up looking cheap if your chosen celeb then goes on to have some sort o fsex scandal. of course, if he was an A-list Hollywood lead, it might be worth a mention. but if it was just EastEnders (think Isidingo), we really wouidnt bother.
Like a Star @ heaven Those you didnt inform ur parents about.
If they never met or were never mentioned to, their future in-laws, then . really, they couldn't have been that important.
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Post by Varun on Wed 2 Apr 2008 - 11:32

In the end this guidance simply suggest you not to reveal anything... lol!
By the way, is there a third part? Razz
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Post by Chitra on Wed 2 Apr 2008 - 14:07

hey very interesting post. i'll add my part soon. a bit busy la...

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Post by Varun on Wed 2 Apr 2008 - 17:54

Chitra wrote:hey very interesting post. i'll add my part soon. a bit busy la...
Doesn't it sound stupid?
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Post by Kavi on Wed 2 Apr 2008 - 19:58

lol!

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Post by Bhavna on Tue 20 May 2008 - 18:08

why does it sound stupid?
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Post by Varun on Tue 20 May 2008 - 19:12

She is busy to give out her views but she has time to say that she'll be back while logging in the forum every 3-4 days? Well, if this is not stupidity what is it then? scratch
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Post by Chitra on Fri 23 May 2008 - 16:58

Yes I was very busy these days but I only logged in to have a quick glance at the post. I promised to reply when I get full time and write a good post here, got it Varun?

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Post by Varun on Sat 24 May 2008 - 2:00

Nice chorus, Chitra... lol!
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Post by Guest on Mon 9 Jun 2008 - 11:10

well...kumadire bizen zis dire jsui jamai sorti ek kelkun...enfin si to dire sa..theres a chance ur man dnt believe u ek si to admit one of these dne above..then ur man will tke u as some1 cheap...enfin les zom zot lesprit tro kk!!! ban ti lesprit!! rrr...

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Post by Kavi on Mon 9 Jun 2008 - 17:46

To les dir ban tifi zot lesprit gro???? scratch

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Post by Bhavna on Wed 25 Jun 2008 - 11:19

yea ban tifi zot lesprit grand!!
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Re: The NAUGHTY GIRL'S Guide to Life (2)

Post by Guest on Mon 30 Jun 2008 - 19:30

INNER STRENGTH
Gotta find your inner strength
If you can't then just throw life away
Gotta learn to rely on you
Beauty, strength, and wisdom, too
You're beautiful inside and out
Lead a great life without a doubt
Don't need a man to make things fair
'Cuz more than likely he won't be there
Listen girl, gotta know it's true
In the end all you've got is you

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Post by Varun on Mon 30 Jun 2008 - 21:15

Is it a song or poem, Deesha? Razz
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Post by Prithvi on Wed 23 Jul 2008 - 17:59

D'aprer moi poem!!

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